Who wants to be...

... on a million Lire note? Surely everyone had one of these made, or had their face stuck on a tea-towel, t-shirt or mug back in the day? They were compulsory during the '70s.

Somewhere in my box of stuff I've also got two different photos of me, on Spanish holidays separated by a decade, being made to drink rough Rioja out of one of those long watering-can wine bottle things. How many of those are there in the world? And why does everyone get one done on holiday? I never drink wine like that normally.

I cropped myself out of this photo 'cos I look like I've had my face inflated with a bicycle pump. Start the diet tomorrow.